- Are you SURE you're not
the goddess of lust?
- Baby, your eyes shine
like the sun when you
smile.
- Could you be a little less
pretty, please? There
are people here with
weak hearts.
- Did you clean your pants
with Windex? I can
practically see myself in
them.
- Do you want to see
something swell?
- Excuse me, I'm a little
short on cash, would you
mind if we shared a cab
home together?
- I'd marry your cat just to
get in the family.
- Want to go back to my
place and talk dirty in
Elvish?
- If you were a booger I'd
pick you first.
- Hi, I'm the stage
manager. Can I see your
props?
- There's this movie I
wanted to see and my
mom said I couldn't go by
myself.....
- I'm sorry, did you just
wink at me, or was that
something in your eye?
- Mind if I check your
femoral pulse?
- If looks could kill, you'd
be on America's Most
Wanted.
- If we were playing
Spades, you'd be all
Aces.
- The only difference
between you and Malibu
Barbie is that you're
lifesize.
- Hey, can I get your
number? 'Cause I lost
that other girl's.
- You think this cold
sore's big now? This
baby's just getting
started!
- Have you ever eaten
bologna sandwiches in
the rain? Wanna try it?
- You know those long
walks on the beach
everyone's always
talking about? We
should take one
sometime.
- If you lost 30 pounds,
you'd look like a super
model.
- If you were one of the
seven dwarfs, I'd have to
call you "Sexy."
- Finally! Someone good
enough for me!
- No, I'm not pointing the
remote the wrong way.
I'm trying to turn you on!
- I'm a goalie. Wanna
score?
- If we were at
McDonald's, you would
be my McCutie.
- The only thing your eyes
don't tell me is your
name.
- Your name's Candice?
So, that means I can call
you Candice? Great what
time?
- I don't know much about
you, but I'm willing to
work on that if you're
willing to give me your
phone number.
- I wish I were a fire
hydrant and you were a
dog, 'cause then I'd get a
lot of attention from you.
- Every year I ask Santa
for the girl of my dreams,
but every year he keeps
forgetting to put you
under my tree.
- The course of true love
never does run smooth.
But that's okay, 'cause
I'm looking forward to a
long, bumpy ride with
you.
- You said you had
freckles -- those are
beauty marks.
- Hey, kitty, how do I make
you purr?
- I tattooed this bar code
on my arm so you could
check me out.
- Male: Hey, I don't feel to
good. Female: Why?
Male: I feel like I have an
elephant in my stomach.
Female: What? Male:
(looking down) I think his
truck is already sticking
out.
- I'm bigger and better
than the Titanic..... only
200 woman went down
on the Titanic
- I may not be dairy queen
but I'll treat you right!!!
- Roses are red, violets
are blue, I have warts, so
will you.
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